50-word story

there once was man, not a clever man but a foolish man, he never understood why he smelled so he smelled his jacket his shirt his shoes his everything but he still didnt know, so he jumped off a thirdy story building and died................the very next day. The End

Blurbs

My Favorite Accident (Motion City Soundtrack)
   this guy and this girl have been broken up for about 2 years now and all of
a sudden the girl wants to get together with him cause she misses him and she
made a huge mistake. the guy doesn't know what to think cause they were
pretty much a mistake being together. so he looks back on there past relationship
and figures out they suck together so he tells her to screw off.

The Rock Show (Blink-182)
  this guy basically goes to a local rock show and starts jamming and while he's
rocking out he all of a sudden sees this girl, this girl at the rock show. so they meet
hang and start to fall for each other, and her parents hate him but she rebels and still
goes out with him. they plan on moving to vegas but something goes wrong and they
don't. The End

Punk Rock 101 (Bowling For Soup)
  so theres these guys who are not familliar with punk rock or the style of it.
so they get taken away to a punk rock boot camp and pretty much get
transformed into punk rockers and learn all the ways of the punk rock jumping,
playing, wearing and dancing and others.

Bret You Got it Going On (Flight of The Cohnchords)
  pretty much this song explains itself, bret who is very
depressed about the way he looks is in his bed sad.
so jermain comes in with his gutiar and tells him how his good
at finding shortcuts and he then starts playing a song about bret and how
good he looks and how he would bum him if he was a woman.

Sexy Back (Justin Timberlake)
welp Mr. justin timberlake keeps on playing twister
with this very very attractive(HOTT!!!!)Lady and
justin keeps on singing about how he is the definition
of sexy and how he is bringing it back i guess, like it
even went somewhere.

Misery (Maroon 5)
misery is about a girl and a guy who i guess like
eachother(sexually)and pretty much the girl gets
her pleasure by beating the crap out of the guy.
its very very funny and the girl in the music video
is soooo effing HOTT!!!!

top 10 sixers

i love it but it doesn't love me.

i guess it sounds cool.

does this look awkward to you.

children screaming bloody murder is scarry

don' make a scene if you cant be in it.

woah woah woah.......too far dude!!!!

do you like mexicans eationg cheese.

play it right now or else.

i had the creepiest dream last night.

what the?!?!........she said she was clean!!!!

song lyrics

my favorite accident (motion city soundtrack)

      the plot here is this guy and this girl broke up a litle while ago and the guy
sounds like he's done but the girl really really wants to be back with him but
he's trying to decide if he wants that mistake again or he should just move on
cause its ridiculous. the setting is in there apartment looking at the past and
thinking about how incredibly bad of a couple they were cause they kept on
fighting.

The Impulse 2

black grandma: sweetie yo mamma said you can't have ice cream before 4:00
white grandson: grandma....why am i white and your brown????
black: well ya see when a black man loves a white woman and they want a baby thats a zebra they well....they...umm.
white grandson: whats wrong grandma your getting all sweaty.
black grandma: see well theres a very nice thing about having a black daddy and a white mommy
white grandson: what is it grandma????
black grandma: well........you'll be expected by everybody.
white grandson: why do people wear ghost costumes and try to scare black people and christians and jews.
black grandma: uuuuummmmmmm................................here sweetie have some ice cream just never ask those questions eva agian aight.
white grandson: what questions grandma.
Black grandma: you are your fathers child thats for damn sure mmmmhhhmmm!!!!!!!!

the impulse

Husband: hey guess what honey?
Wife: what?
Husband: i had a dream last night that you went over to the hansons house and murdered them and you were covered in blood and you were freaking out haha........pretty crazy story huh honey?
Wife: ya sure i guess
Husband:: why sure i guess, did something happen last night that i don't know about?
Wife: kinda.........well first i was just checking out side for furball and i couldn't find him anywhere, then i heard a noise next store.
Wife: well i thought a burgurler was in the hansons house so i got a shovel and went inside the there house and when i was about to hit the guy in the head with the shovel i heard him say hey wait its me jim han....and then i killed him........on accident ofcourse, even though he did park in drive way again.
Husband: wait......did you acutally kill jim hanson.                                                               
Wife:  kinda, then his wife came in but i thought she was the burgurlers accomplise or something but before i was about to kill her she said hey sarah  your coocking always tasted like shi........then i accidently killed her(wink)
Husband: i can't believe my wife is killer
Wife: wait wait wait....im an accidentl killer....theres a HUGE difference sweety.
Husband: your nuts....where'd did you put the bodys?
Wife: ummmm no where particular....just don't go in the sandbox in the back yard, its a little muddy and slippery if ya know what i mean(wink).
Husband: honey i have to call the police....you killed the neighbors!!!!
Wife: i totally and completely understand....but first can you help me get something in the back of the house for a sec.
Husband: OK

Bad Poetry

i love you like this line is from jupitor like mission possible isnt that possible anymore, when you come into my dreams my mind goes blank because the shadows feels like a tank. people tell us that life will never be the same, but lets prove them right and take a break like the british did. when you take a nap like a puppy sleeps, i want to come over to you and scare you deep. people asking me why are we together and i just tell them screw you dudes i love being a playa.