50-word story

there once was man, not a clever man but a foolish man, he never understood why he smelled so he smelled his jacket his shirt his shoes his everything but he still didnt know, so he jumped off a thirdy story building and died................the very next day. The End

Blurbs

My Favorite Accident (Motion City Soundtrack)
   this guy and this girl have been broken up for about 2 years now and all of
a sudden the girl wants to get together with him cause she misses him and she
made a huge mistake. the guy doesn't know what to think cause they were
pretty much a mistake being together. so he looks back on there past relationship
and figures out they suck together so he tells her to screw off.

The Rock Show (Blink-182)
  this guy basically goes to a local rock show and starts jamming and while he's
rocking out he all of a sudden sees this girl, this girl at the rock show. so they meet
hang and start to fall for each other, and her parents hate him but she rebels and still
goes out with him. they plan on moving to vegas but something goes wrong and they
don't. The End

Punk Rock 101 (Bowling For Soup)
  so theres these guys who are not familliar with punk rock or the style of it.
so they get taken away to a punk rock boot camp and pretty much get
transformed into punk rockers and learn all the ways of the punk rock jumping,
playing, wearing and dancing and others.

Bret You Got it Going On (Flight of The Cohnchords)
  pretty much this song explains itself, bret who is very
depressed about the way he looks is in his bed sad.
so jermain comes in with his gutiar and tells him how his good
at finding shortcuts and he then starts playing a song about bret and how
good he looks and how he would bum him if he was a woman.

Sexy Back (Justin Timberlake)
welp Mr. justin timberlake keeps on playing twister
with this very very attractive(HOTT!!!!)Lady and
justin keeps on singing about how he is the definition
of sexy and how he is bringing it back i guess, like it
even went somewhere.

Misery (Maroon 5)
misery is about a girl and a guy who i guess like
eachother(sexually)and pretty much the girl gets
her pleasure by beating the crap out of the guy.
its very very funny and the girl in the music video
is soooo effing HOTT!!!!