Monday, November 29, 2010

top 10 sixers

i love it but it doesn't love me.

i guess it sounds cool.

does this look awkward to you.

children screaming bloody murder is scarry

don' make a scene if you cant be in it.

woah woah woah.......too far dude!!!!

do you like mexicans eationg cheese.

play it right now or else.

i had the creepiest dream last night.

what the?!?!........she said she was clean!!!!

song lyrics

my favorite accident (motion city soundtrack)

      the plot here is this guy and this girl broke up a litle while ago and the guy
sounds like he's done but the girl really really wants to be back with him but
he's trying to decide if he wants that mistake again or he should just move on
cause its ridiculous. the setting is in there apartment looking at the past and
thinking about how incredibly bad of a couple they were cause they kept on
fighting.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

The Impulse 2

black grandma: sweetie yo mamma said you can't have ice cream before 4:00
white grandson: grandma....why am i white and your brown????
black: well ya see when a black man loves a white woman and they want a baby thats a zebra they well....they...umm.
white grandson: whats wrong grandma your getting all sweaty.
black grandma: see well theres a very nice thing about having a black daddy and a white mommy
white grandson: what is it grandma????
black grandma: well........you'll be expected by everybody.
white grandson: why do people wear ghost costumes and try to scare black people and christians and jews.
black grandma: uuuuummmmmmm................................here sweetie have some ice cream just never ask those questions eva agian aight.
white grandson: what questions grandma.
Black grandma: you are your fathers child thats for damn sure mmmmhhhmmm!!!!!!!!