black grandma: sweetie yo mamma said you can't have ice cream before 4:00
white grandson: grandma....why am i white and your brown????
black: well ya see when a black man loves a white woman and they want a baby thats a zebra they well....they...umm.
white grandson: whats wrong grandma your getting all sweaty.
black grandma: see well theres a very nice thing about having a black daddy and a white mommy
white grandson: what is it grandma????
black grandma: well........you'll be expected by everybody.
white grandson: why do people wear ghost costumes and try to scare black people and christians and jews.
black grandma: uuuuummmmmmm................................here sweetie have some ice cream just never ask those questions eva agian aight.
white grandson: what questions grandma.
Black grandma: you are your fathers child thats for damn sure mmmmhhhmmm!!!!!!!!
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