Husband: hey guess what honey?
Wife: what?
Husband: i had a dream last night that you went over to the hansons house and murdered them and you were covered in blood and you were freaking out haha........pretty crazy story huh honey?
Wife: ya sure i guess
Husband:: why sure i guess, did something happen last night that i don't know about?
Wife: kinda.........well first i was just checking out side for furball and i couldn't find him anywhere, then i heard a noise next store.
Wife: well i thought a burgurler was in the hansons house so i got a shovel and went inside the there house and when i was about to hit the guy in the head with the shovel i heard him say hey wait its me jim han....and then i killed him........on accident ofcourse, even though he did park in drive way again.
Husband: wait......did you acutally kill jim hanson.
Wife: kinda, then his wife came in but i thought she was the burgurlers accomplise or something but before i was about to kill her she said hey sarah your coocking always tasted like shi........then i accidently killed her(wink)
Husband: i can't believe my wife is killer
Wife: wait wait wait....im an accidentl killer....theres a HUGE difference sweety.
Husband: your nuts....where'd did you put the bodys?
Wife: ummmm no where particular....just don't go in the sandbox in the back yard, its a little muddy and slippery if ya know what i mean(wink).
Husband: honey i have to call the police....you killed the neighbors!!!!
Wife: i totally and completely understand....but first can you help me get something in the back of the house for a sec.
Husband: OK
Action: the wife just killed the the hans couple and she thinks its not a big deal but the husband sure thinks it is.
ReplyDeleteconflict: the wife killed the neighbors....on accident. and the husband doesn't know what to do.
Event: so the wife pretends to agree with her husbanbd to turn her self in but then she asks him to step out side to see something for a sec and you get the picture.
changes: there are alot of changes that could be done, first off the husband could of killed one of them then having the wife kill both of them. at the end jim han and his wife could of woke up and wonder what the crap was going on.