Direct Orders

Rock out like chris farley. like blink 182, like your getting your fortune told, like you just held in your urine for like an hour and you finally let ity out with a nice AAHHHHHHHH. like your moms hair appointment. like micheal jacksons greatest hits. like a plug in the wall that you never use but you say you will in the future. like a murderer is chasing you through a campsite barefoot. like dwight shrute. like your face just broke out.

Shake the Dust

This is for people who hate ugly people, this is for people who love twighlight, shake the dust, this for the new jimmy eat world album, this is for day man, this is for night man, this is for jennifer annistons bad movies, this is for your mom, this is for soccer moms, shake the dust, this is for the people who piss you off right when they come over to talk to you, ,this is for mugato for almost killing the prime minister of malessia AHHHHH!!!!

im thinking about you,,,.

im thinking about you like blink 182 thinks about dirty jokes, like micheal scott thinks about thats what she said, like freddy kruger thinks about killing teenagers, like obama thinks about screwing up america, like britney spears thinks about shaving her head, like peanut butter thinks about jelly, like bill gates thinks about money, like justin timberlake thinks about bringing sexy back!

Love is...

love is Anchorman, love is red candle, love is fearce, love is god, love is family love is weird, love is 90's, love is dirty, love is oprah winfrey,, i love lamp, love is !#@$, love is dreaming, love is blank, love issexy, love is change, love pisses me off!!!!